Ian: sometimes i feel the urge to make a post screaming
Ian: ANYONE WHO HAS KOTA AS HUSBANDO IS ALLOWED TO COME AND FIGHT ME ABOUT IT
Shannon: pffffffffffffffffffftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shannon: I can just imagine you like
Shannon: In a coliseum in gladiator gear
Shannon: yelling
Shannon: "COME THE FUCK AT ME"
Shannon: "MY HUSBANDO IS MINE BITCHES"
Shannon: "i WILL FUCKING SHANK YOU"
Shannon: And then you give a intense battle cry
Shannon: talked about for years afterward
Shannon: The more feeble opponents run on sight
Shannon: But naturally there are a few brave fools
Shannon: They end up being reassembled in boxes
Shannon: And the crowd throws all sorts of plant matter at you in celebrating your victory
Shannon: Kotarou crowns you with a wreath of.... what is it they made those things out of
Shannon: Olive branches i think
Shannon: The Gladiator Ian, who fought for her love and defeated numerous enemies on her own, is celebrated for years and years to come.